Originally Posted by
tjbender
Wait, wait, I just solved quantum physics and the question of everything. Turns out that, sometime in the near future, there will be enough Cobras pointed at the sky that they create a small rip in the fabric of spacetime with all their RF interference. That rip will open a hole to other dimensions, which will radiate as-of-yet unknown energy into our universe in the form of an intense, focused beam. This beam will ping off of a satellite and accidentally end up targeted at the Large Hadron Collider, which will smash atoms at the speed of light and create a Higgs Boson at that exact instant. The unknown energy beam will react with the Higgs Boson, creating a rift in space that will reverberate back through the timeline to the beginning, unleashing the explosion we now know as the Big Bang.
Ironically, the shockwaves from this event destroyed the universe at the same instant they created it, thereby causing a paradox in which Cobra radar detectors simultaneously resulted in the beginning and the end of time.
And that, my friends, is why God invented Cobra radar detectors.
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