Sort of backups up my post about the "Rich getting pulled over more lately" with the H2 Hummer being their top target. Saw a Mercedes SUV pulled over yesterday. The rich got the cash to pay for the lawyers or pay the court. The poor will skip out.
Sort of goes with the cop who told me he won't put a homeless drunk ever into his car again. The guy's B.O. lasted for a week. He'd rather arrest and get some well-off drunk than a homeless drunk. So if you drink, wear some smelly jacket and they might let you walk home.
I also preached about not changing lanes and stay to the rightmost lane when speeding (cosine error).
You could use Radar Roy's trick, and piss all over your clothing and let it ferment. No cop will want you in his car!
Last edited by Vahomboy; 04-29-2010 at 08:24 AM. Reason: spelling...duh-huh
90% of all statistics are made up.
I think there is more of an inverse correlation between p3nis size and the size of the rims, tailpipe, and aluminum wing bolted onto the trunk lid of said p3nis's Honda Civic.
As for me, I speed, only because most speed limits are ridiculously underposted, and I couldn't care less about the size of my... you know... so no correlation there.
If I'm passing you on the right, YOU are in the wrong lane!
If speed kills, how come I'm still alive?
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As for the 80 mph PSL in Texas I have experienced that part of the highway, I was going to Big Bend National Park I-10 West and I think about 2 or 3 hours after passing San Antonio west bound is where the speed limit changes to 80, boy does that feel good, cruise control between 85-90 the ride goes by fast.
I don't know how far 80 PSL goes I'm assuming all the way to El Paso, but I can't say, because the cut off to Big Bend is at Fort Stockton so I wouldn't be able to tell if it goes 80 PSL after that town, but it's really nice driving that fast without worrying about a big ticket instead of going 70 PSL.
I-25 Colorado 75 PSL
I-80 Wyoming 75 PSL
Does anybody know the PSL for I-25 New Mexico.
I think its just as likely its an indicator of what parts of the country are more likely to order custom condoms, verses people who'll just put up with what's available on the store shelf that'll fit them.
I thought Washington DC was also on the radar detectors illegal list?