Murphy's laws of radar detectors;
when "Radar-Hunting" (driving around trying to find law enforcement running radar, so you can see how sensitive your detector is), there will *never* be any around, and you'll be reduced to hunting automatic door openers
The one time you get a ticket will be the one time you either left the detector at home/work, or forgot to turn it on
the alert you dismiss as a "false alarm" will turn out to be an officer running an ancient X-band radar gun
the alert you react instantly to will turn out to be a false alarm (a cobra or other false alarm)
the police are always running speed-checking devices on the one frequency your detector *does not* detect, or is weak/substandard in
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