When you get your Radar detector, please recite and swear this creed...
This is my radar detector. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my radar detector is useless. Without my radar detector I am useless. I must drive with my radar detector true. I must receive better than the enemy who is trying to clock me. I must receive him before he clocks me. I will.
My radar detector and I know that what counts in war is not the distance of the alerts, the features, or type we use. We know that it is the number of saves I get. We will get saves.
My radar detector is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its features and its display. I will keep my radar detector clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. Before God I swear this creed. My radar detector and I are the defenders of my license. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my driving record.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.