I've been gone and busy with college for a long time, I doubt a lot of you even remember me. But I'd like to propose a toast.
With memorial day to celebrate our true heroes over, I'd like to commemorate today as a day where we thank those who protect us from the inside of our country.
So before I make this toast, everyone, if you aren't drinking anything, go get a glass of water or something, if not, raise whatever youre holding to the men and women that keep us safe IN america.
I'm talking of course about rabbits.
So everyone raise your glass to these brave souls who venture out into the unknown to clear a path for us to stay safe. We love you and will always remember your contributions, whether we'd see you fall into a trap later, or arrive at your destination unscathed. We love you, and everything youve done for us.
(and yes, I just completed a long drive with a very cooperative rabbit :P)