Valentine 1 Key Chain and Pin??

**Clasen24** · 10-05-2005, 07:32 PM

hey all, did any of you guys reviece a v1 keychain and shirt pin? i just got it in the mail today, didnt know whats up.. looks kinda sharp though!!

-jordan

**Speeder_757** · 10-06-2005, 04:51 AM

No, I didn't receive one, but I might stop by their offices and see if I can pick one up.

**Seven** · 10-06-2005, 07:16 AM

Any chance of posting up a pic?
For the poor ones like me who'll never get one! :cry:

**jimbonzzz** · 10-06-2005, 08:40 AM

I have heard reports of others on the forum receiving the same things...

**Hessen** · 10-06-2005, 12:28 PM

Geez...... I just got back from "Doing Lunch" with Mike Valentine and he didn't say anything about this....... :shock:
But what he told me about the new V1 1.9 will shock you.......but I promised not to tell

**brick** · 10-06-2005, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by the horn13

Geez...... I just got back from "Doing Lunch" with Mike Valentine and he didn't say anything about this....... :shock:
But what he told me about the new V1 1.9 will shock you.......but I promised not to tell

Next time you see him mention that I found all of the V1 1.9 documentation online along with the V2 project plan. I like the new case design but integrated EMP cannon really shouldn't be facing the driver like that. Same goes for the LEO de-neuralizer.

**kpatz** · 10-06-2005, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by brick

Next time you see him mention that I found all of the V1 1.9 documentation online along with the V2 project plan. I like the new case design but integrated EMP cannon really shouldn't be facing the driver like that. Same goes for the LEO de-neuralizer.

Wait a minute, the EMP cannon should be facing away from you! You have the unit mounted backwards! You better turn it around or else you'll start drooling and wetting yourself after it falses on laser.

BTW, how does one end up on the exclusive V1 keychain mailing list? :?

**kenton** · 10-06-2005, 03:20 PM

Yeah for $400 I should've gotten at least a V1 pen, shirt and keychain. Damn we got ripped :shock:

**Hessen** · 10-06-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by brick

Next time you see him mention that I found all of the V1 1.9 documentation online along with the V2 project plan. I like the new case design but integrated EMP cannon really shouldn't be facing the driver like that. Same goes for the LEO de-neuralizer.

Well I hope you know that Mike will NOT be sending you a key chain and pin now.

The LEO de-neutralizer is Top Secret.
He's doing a Firmware revision.....apparently it is ineffective on Female LEO's that have a bra size larger than a C Cup....... :wink:
On a postive note it does render ALL Male Leo's impotent.....

**brick** · 10-06-2005, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by the horn13

He's doing a Firmware revision.....apparently it is ineffective on Female LEO's that have a bra size larger than a C Cup....... :wink:
On a postive note it does render ALL Male Leo's impotent.....

All I have to say is that if VR is trying to render female LEOs impotent then Mike should SERIOUSLY consider hiring a few fresh engineers.