Zombies?

[william_04_x]

What makes a zombie and what is expected of them?

[Camthedew]

a firm belief that valentine 1 is the number one radar detector of all? Which I believe that and would never own anything else after now purchasing 2 V1 detectors. But I haven't made the zombie group yet so

[thefreakincarjunkie]

Brains

[niran916]

Someone that ignores the flaws of there own brand of detector, and talks mess about all other top rated detector brands. I do not discriminate, I go for anything that has good features that I like.

[ATSRADAR]

What makes a zombie and what is expected of them?

A zombie may give the appearance of being stubborn or ignorant of fact, when in reality we aim to set people straight with truth.

[dpatel01]

What makes a zombie...

<<Jazzy>>

[snoopyc4]

Our belief is simple: We believe that the V1 is the greatest radar detector made. Now, who is trying to apply for membership?

[<<JAZZY>>]

• A belief that the Valentine One is the best radar/laser detector since 1992.
• Thinking Mike Valentine is a really cool guy and you would love to drink a beer with him.
• A belief that Craig Peterson should be drawn and quartered for his heresy against the V1. His skin should then be tanned and used to cover your V1 carrying case and his blood used to make a large set of arrows on your case.
• Knowing that the arrows aren't just cool, they are a necessity when locating your enemies and knowing whether to speed up or slow down.
• Hatred should ooze from your pores when you see a Cobra radar detector and you should feel like stealing it just to crush it with your tire.
• A belief that magnesium should cover you detector not plastic, plastic should be used for a drop cloth when you are dealing with Craig Peterson's carcass.
• You want to know when Infinties are shooting laser so that you can hate the driver for polluting your quiet drive.
• You want to know if there is radar in use and you don't give a f**ck if it comes from a door opener or from outer space.
• A belief that quick trigger and instant-on radar are real threats and a detector should alert to them.
• You like spending $399.99 because at least it isn't $400.00

[Obsidian]

• A belief that the Valentine One is the best radar/laser detector since 1992.
• Thinking Mike Valentine is a really cool guy and you would love to drink a beer with him.
• A belief that Craig Peterson should be drawn and quartered for his heresy against the V1. His skin should then be tanned and used to cover your V1 carrying case and his blood used to make a large set of arrows on your case.
• Knowing that the arrows aren't just cool, they are a necessity when locating your enemies and knowing whether to speed up or slow down.
• Hatred should ooze from your pores when you see a Cobra radar detector and you should feel like stealing it just to crush it with your tire.
• A belief that magnesium should cover you detector not plastic, plastic should be used for a drop cloth when you are dealing with Craig Peterson's carcass.
• You want to know when Infinties are shooting laser so that you can hate the driver for polluting your quiet drive.
• You want to know if there is radar in use and you don't give a f**ck if it comes from a door opener or from outer space.
• A belief that quick trigger and instant-on radar are real threats and a detector should alert to them.
• You like spending $399.99 because at least it isn't $400.00

• Someone who would never use an Escort 8500 as his primary detector ... he'd resort to collecting cans to save for a new V1 before letting that happen.

Just kidding. Sort of.

[winee]

didn't all v1zombie burrow like zergling in starcraft
when redline cameout