I'm so happy with my V1, I'm in a giddy mood and wondered if anyone out there can come up with some (nice) V1 jokes.
To start the ball rolling -
Driving down the road with his V1 side arrows lit up, the driver says, "Yea, the cop is hiding up the road on the left" The passenger says, "How do you know that?" The driver says, "Didn't you see the arrows?" Passenger says, "I didn't even see the Indians!"
A driver gets asked what he wants for Valentines' Day by his sweetie. He says, "Oh, a nice Valentine would be great". She says, "Just a card?" "No silly, a Valentine V1!".