Originally Posted by
North Alabama
LOL! One has to understand that my radar detector is RD, that is the name I gave him. He is a mixed-up mule here on the farm. He is just like a dog (thinks he's one), loves to ride in the back of the pick-up'm truck. I trained him to hee-haw for X band, stomp for K band, and fart when he sees Ka (that is a bad response alarm for Ka, it speeds up the truck when we should be slowing). With laser, no alarm (he thinks a sniper is about shoot him, just hides in the bed of the truck). To segment him, I place those five-and-dime X-rays glasses on him, but that has one side effect every time we pass a cow (I guess the lens get fogged up and all he sees are four long sexy legs). So, I went out and asked the ole mule (political correctness does not allow me to refer him as a jack-ass now days, just a mule, civil rights got involved) the Op's questions, and I'll be dog (mule) gone, RD got all of the answers correct. The questions that were invalid, he turned his head sideways, then rolled over and hee-hawed and hee-hawed..........
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