Virginia considers ban on 'human genitalia' ornaments on veh

I think Ontario and Virginia legislators have to be afflicted with the same weird virus.... whats with this state? Of course it makes the paper up here.

http://www.nationalpost.com/life/dri...html?id=261329

Virginia may become the first U.S. state to ban the display of any vehicle accessory resembling "human genitalia." Virginia State Delegate Lionell Spruill recently introduced a bill that would outlaw the strangely popular rubber ornaments, which add a pair of "testicles" to automobiles, trucks, trailers, motorbikes and trailer hitches, after receiving a complaint from a resident in his district. Spruill wants to see ball-bearing motorists fined a maximum of $250 for the misdemeanour of placing the novelty item in public view. Spruill told reporters the rubber mock genitals were initially less noticeable when produced in more modest proportions but that recent, more extreme offerings included 10-inch testicles weighing up to 1.1 kilograms. "I'm having a bill drafted because now they're getting bigger," Spruill told WDBJ television news in Roanoke. "At first, they were small on the back of the truck. Now, they're buying big ones."

this is the exact reason this country is screwed up...

But I hate when I have to explain this kind of things to my kids when they see it... such is life, never thought about writing my legislator about

Explain that kind of legislation, or explain a pair of fake nuts?

Why is Virginia such an anal state?

LMAO

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Explain that kind of legislation, or explain a pair of fake nuts?

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Well said.

The best was when I saw a real redneck 4x4 and instead he had a giant chain hanging, with industrial sized nuts welded to the ends.

I see tax dollars are hard at work saving us from the evils of the world. :roll:

give me a break are you telling me these elected officials do not have more important things to do? how about fixing the budget and lowering the debt. stop giving LEO's more useless crap to worry about so they can do their job and "protect and serve" and not worry about someone going a few miles over with a set of nuts hanging off his car.

I think Mercedes-Benz headlights look like transvestite breasts. Can be get those banned too? (kidding)

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a complaint from a resident in his district

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There is the big problem , for the confort of the few the state would penalise the 99.992 % .

It is similar to the case of this one muslim child in a school , the father want th whole school to adapt .....
no pork , no beacon , nothing related to pork ...''the animal from the devil..''

Are we driven by Crazys ?

Is n't time to Speak out and Rise to re-establish Common Sense ?

Good taste talibans , speed talibans , cigarette talibans , alcool talibans ,

Are we killing what made America so ''avant-garde'' : Freedom ?

Live and Let Live. 8)

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Originally Posted by spankyaf

Why is Virginia such an anal state?

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Some people in Virginia think that our crazy laws make us safer and protect our children.

There are much more important things the Virginia officials can do besides BS like this.

I think it is funny that the delegate only finds them offensive if they are big. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I get offended when I see fat people, I'm going to write my representative so they can propose a law to ban fat people in public. :lol:

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Originally Posted by SmaartAasSaabr

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Originally Posted by spankyaf

Why is Virginia such an anal state?

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:lol: :lol:

I am going to start making "Car Sphincters" for Virginia people :lol:

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Anal sex is illegal in Virginia, so the state couldn't possibly be anal. :lol:

"But officer... it isn't human nuts... They're too big. Those are Elephant balls." :lol:

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Originally Posted by spankyaf

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Everyone I have met from Virginia is just as you described the state. Sure it may be a stereotype, but they seem to all have peanuts spinning in their heads. NO OFFENSE VIRGINIANS :roll:

i think it has more to do with the fact the DC is right there and Virginia has to deal with all the nut cases there,

Hey I think I hit on it, they are nut phobic

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Why is Virginia such an anal state?

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Everyone I have met from Virginia is just as you described the state. Sure it may be a stereotype, but they seem to all have peanuts spinning in their heads. NO OFFENSE VIRGINIANS :roll:

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You haven't met me. But I agree most (not all) people from Virginia act like they have a stick shoved in their a$$.

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Originally Posted by Maestro

i think it has more to do with the fact the DC is right there and Virginia has to deal with all the nut cases there,

Hey I think I hit on it, they are nut phobic

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Bad excuse because Maryland isn't nearly as F'd up. Maryland is more tired to DC. DC is actually a chunk taken out from Maryland and you can cross the border between the 2 easily without even knowing it. Things spill over from DC into Maryland easier just because of the fact you don't have to cross a river to get to Maryland like you have to to get to VA. Criminal activty and other things is much more fluid between DC/MD than DC/VA.

Virginia used to have one big advantage over Maryland with lower taxes overall, but Virginia has lost that advantage now because overall taxes are about the same in the 2 states thanks to Virginia raising taxes. The only big advantage Virginia has now is MUCH better gun laws than Maryland.

Maryland's few major problems are the corruption in some of their local governments, the gun control laws, and the amount of "welfare" Maryland supports.

But overall big picture, Maryland is a much better state than Virginia.

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Why is Virginia such an anal state?

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Everyone I have met from Virginia is just as you described the state. Sure it may be a stereotype, but they seem to all have peanuts spinning in their heads. NO OFFENSE VIRGINIANS :roll:

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You haven't met me. But I agree most (not all) people from Virginia act like they have a stick shoved in their a$$.

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My girlfriend is a virginian! Figures :lol:! Hahahah just kidding... I guess she is one of the few normal ones along with stealthJamal.

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Originally Posted by amoney

The best was when I saw a real redneck 4x4 and instead he had a giant chain hanging, with industrial sized nuts welded to the ends.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Visual pun, I love it!

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My girlfriend is a virginian! Figures :lol:! Hahahah just kidding... I guess she is one of the few normal ones along with stealthJamal.

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What about me? Am i normyl? :lol: :lol: :lol:

About the whole crime thing, probably the only thing going for VA is the high crime part of DC borders Maryland. But don't worry we make up for it by having the two richest counties in the country according to the US Census(Fairfax and Loudoun). While it may look great on paper, Stealthjamal is on point with people with sticks up their a$$.

Even worse, is the police in this area consider real crime to be traffic violations. Then have to deal with a county like Fairfax which has one of the lowest homicide rates per capita in the country. Also throw in the fact they are the most well equipped/trained PD in the country. Add to the mix their two main goals are traffic enforcement and gang intervention. Its not any different in the other neighboring counties since they all try hard to be like FFX.

Those of you in the DC metro area know what its like, LOTS and LOTS of bored cops with nothing better do to then enforce every traffic law on the books.


Back to my point about FFX and traffic enforcement, I got lasered 8 times in one week.................LPP FTMFW.

Why don't we blast his email address: DelLSpruill@house.state.va.us with emails asking him doesn't he have better things to do than worry about this?

You people in Virginia need to get off your lazy asses and start writing to these people and let them know.
This is why they get away with so much crap because the majority of peole do nothing and the minority does and that is why is is now an issue.

i surprised no one went out and looked for these

http://www.trailertoys.com/flbuba.html

they are called bull ball, and notice they come with their own lock and chain must be a popular item to steal.

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Originally Posted by Nighthawk243

"But officer... it isn't human nuts... They're too big. Those are Elephant balls." :lol:

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there is a quick way around the legislation....lol

At least your still allowed to have some synthetic tits on your car.

They aren't "human genitalia," or maybe they will be soon under Virginia law...

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Originally Posted by Asleeper

But don't worry we make up for it by having the two richest counties in the country according to the US Census(Fairfax and Loudoun).

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Yeah but we've got Fisher Island down here :D

I think I'm just going to attach a three foot long dildo to the front of my car, I mean hey, my hood even has a curved notch, it'll fit perfectly.

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Originally Posted by SpeedingVolvo

At least your still allowed to have some synthetic tits on your car.

They aren't "human genitalia," or maybe they will be soon under Virginia law...

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Your honor, they are not "Human genitalia" they are "Bull Nuts" and the laws does not say anything about "Bull Nuts"

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But don't worry we make up for it by having the two richest counties in the country according to the US Census(Fairfax and Loudoun).

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Yeah but we've got Fisher Island down here :D

I think I'm just going to attach a three foot long dildo to the front of my car, I mean hey, my hood even has a curved notch, it'll fit perfectly.

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LOLZ at the thought of seeing a car on the highway with a dildo attached to the hood flopping around in the wind.