
Originally Posted by
gsedan
I have tried the dumb civilian routine with good results: I call the traffic department of the local police, and tell them that I have heard that they are using "lasars" to enforce the traffic laws. I then tell them that I am worried that I might get blinded if the "lasar" hits my eyes. The nice officer then carfully explains to the village idiot that it really isn't lasar, and that they do, or do not use it in any case. I then go on in my best "gee wiz" mode to get as much information as I can on what they do use. It has worked everytime, so far.
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