Let's write some rice citations

[Event Horizon]

I though this was funny as hell (for those who haven't seen it of course)

[Zapple]

LOL! I'm going to print a bunch of these and put them under windshield wipers on cars in parking lots after filling them out. You guys will have some pics once I do this.

Thanks!

[Paperlantern]

LOL! I'm going to print a bunch of these and put them under windshield wipers on cars in parking lots after filling them out. You guys will have some pics once I do this.

Thanks!

I can NOT wait for this! lol

My wife suggested the same thing!

[PMoth]

This is flat out wrong. You guys are targeting Hockey005's / dad's civic and every other honda vtak out there with these citations. Tisk tisk tisk!!!

[stray444]

This is flat out wrong. You guys are targeting Hockey005's / dad's civic and every other honda vtak out there with these citations. Tisk tisk tisk!!!

I'm gonna go to CT and Ticket you for being a squid

Just kidding.

[djrams80]

There needs to be a box to check for "hood scoop with no obvious purpose".

[dpatel01]

There needs to be a box to check for "hood scoop with no obvious purpose".

Lets not forget:
more neon lights inside than a strip club
no can figure out the color of your car
oversized 20,000 rpm tach in a family econobox
can't clear a speed bump
chrome 14" wheel covers from walmart

[TSi+WRX]

I've got a more detailed version, on a MS-Word file, if anyone wants it..... I can't upload it here as it is some 900 KB, and the upload of .doc only supports approx. 20 KB.

But just for fun, here's me:









Cite away!!!! I know I'm a RiceBoy

[Retaliation]

At least your car looks good and your installs are clean, TSi. I wouldn't consider your car "rice" because it doesn't look like some highschool kid drives it.

[dpatel01]

TSi, at least the stuff on your car is functional, and its not a mid 90s civic.