Virginia considers ban on 'human genitalia' ornaments on veh

[Jammer84_03]

"But officer... it isn't human nuts... They're too big. Those are Elephant balls."

there is a quick way around the legislation....lol

[SpeedingVolvo]

At least your still allowed to have some synthetic tits on your car.

They aren't "human genitalia," or maybe they will be soon under Virginia law...

[JDS]

But don't worry we make up for it by having the two richest counties in the country according to the US Census(Fairfax and Loudoun).

Yeah but we've got Fisher Island down here

I think I'm just going to attach a three foot long dildo to the front of my car, I mean hey, my hood even has a curved notch, it'll fit perfectly.

[Maestro]

At least your still allowed to have some synthetic tits on your car.

They aren't "human genitalia," or maybe they will be soon under Virginia law...

Your honor, they are not "Human genitalia" they are "Bull Nuts" and the laws does not say anything about "Bull Nuts"

[Asleeper]

But don't worry we make up for it by having the two richest counties in the country according to the US Census(Fairfax and Loudoun).

Yeah but we've got Fisher Island down here

I think I'm just going to attach a three foot long dildo to the front of my car, I mean hey, my hood even has a curved notch, it'll fit perfectly.

LOLZ at the thought of seeing a car on the highway with a dildo attached to the hood flopping around in the wind.