Virginia considers ban on 'human genitalia' ornaments on veh

[spankyaf]

I think Ontario and Virginia legislators have to be afflicted with the same weird virus.... whats with this state? Of course it makes the paper up here.

http://www.nationalpost.com/life/dri...html?id=261329

Virginia may become the first U.S. state to ban the display of any vehicle accessory resembling "human genitalia." Virginia State Delegate Lionell Spruill recently introduced a bill that would outlaw the strangely popular rubber ornaments, which add a pair of "testicles" to automobiles, trucks, trailers, motorbikes and trailer hitches, after receiving a complaint from a resident in his district. Spruill wants to see ball-bearing motorists fined a maximum of $250 for the misdemeanour of placing the novelty item in public view. Spruill told reporters the rubber mock genitals were initially less noticeable when produced in more modest proportions but that recent, more extreme offerings included 10-inch testicles weighing up to 1.1 kilograms. "I'm having a bill drafted because now they're getting bigger," Spruill told WDBJ television news in Roanoke. "At first, they were small on the back of the truck. Now, they're buying big ones."

[Maestro]

this is the exact reason this country is screwed up...

But I hate when I have to explain this kind of things to my kids when they see it... such is life, never thought about writing my legislator about

[SmaartAasSaabr]

Explain that kind of legislation, or explain a pair of fake nuts?

[spankyaf]

Why is Virginia such an anal state?

[amoney]

LMAO

Explain that kind of legislation, or explain a pair of fake nuts?

Well said.

The best was when I saw a real redneck 4x4 and instead he had a giant chain hanging, with industrial sized nuts welded to the ends.

[lugnuts]

I see tax dollars are hard at work saving us from the evils of the world. :roll:

give me a break are you telling me these elected officials do not have more important things to do? how about fixing the budget and lowering the debt. stop giving LEO's more useless crap to worry about so they can do their job and "protect and serve" and not worry about someone going a few miles over with a set of nuts hanging off his car.

[jdong]

I think Mercedes-Benz headlights look like transvestite breasts. Can be get those banned too? (kidding)

[Eloi]

a complaint from a resident in his district

There is the big problem , for the confort of the few the state would penalise the 99.992 % .

It is similar to the case of this one muslim child in a school , the father want th whole school to adapt .....
no pork , no beacon , nothing related to pork ...''the animal from the devil..''

Are we driven by Crazys ?

Is n't time to Speak out and Rise to re-establish Common Sense ?

Good taste talibans , speed talibans , cigarette talibans , alcool talibans ,

Are we killing what made America so ''avant-garde'' : Freedom ?

Live and Let Live. 8)

[stealthJamal]

Why is Virginia such an anal state?

Some people in Virginia think that our crazy laws make us safer and protect our children.

There are much more important things the Virginia officials can do besides BS like this.

I think it is funny that the delegate only finds them offensive if they are big.

I get offended when I see fat people, I'm going to write my representative so they can propose a law to ban fat people in public.

[stealthJamal]

Why is Virginia such an anal state?

I am going to start making "Car Sphincters" for Virginia people

Anal sex is illegal in Virginia, so the state couldn't possibly be anal.